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    One-liner astonishing facts

    One line. One fact.

    A Night at the Opera is 40 years old.
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    Concordski was faster than Concorde.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Shrek View Post
    One line. One fact.

    A Night at the Opera is 40 years old.
    You got a QI book for Christmas?

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    The Queen owns a drive through McDonalds.

    Sent from a shiny phone. Typos to be expucted...
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    The founder of match.com, Gary Kremen, lost his girlfriend to a man she met on match.com.

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    Quote Originally Posted by GeoffW View Post
    Nigeria has more English speaking people than the United Kingdom.
    That's debatable!

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    Apparently there is a well known Canadian Barrister that knows nothing about everything.
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    Quote Originally Posted by GeoffW View Post
    Nigeria has more English speaking people than the United Kingdom.
    That doesn't surprise me much these days.


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    Quote Originally Posted by Nige999 View Post
    Apparently there is a well known Canadian Barrister that knows nothing about everything.



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    London has more languages (c.300) than any other city in the world

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    Quote Originally Posted by Nige999 View Post
    Apparently there is a well known Canadian Barrister that knows nothing about everything.
    lol - can't tell you were a previous member of the other side

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    Either she gets overly aroused by them or she farts a lot.
    Well?
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    Quote Originally Posted by PsiFox View Post
    Either she gets overly aroused by them or she farts a lot.
    Well?
    I'll go for the former The latter wouldn't be very ladylike
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